Squire Lady Tess, of Goldenvale
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Renown for being The Stick Chick of the Rivers End for destroying any army and any opponent she comes across. Though she denies everything we are still in progress building a statue of her to erect in The Rivers End town square.
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- Defeated Sword Knight Syr Sanchez's prodigy Squire Colt in battle with ease.
- Tess singlehandedly vanquished the Witch-king of Angmar and all his armies.
- Sword knights fear her and wet themselves at the very mention of her name.
- Though she is veagan she will still rip your throat out with her teeth setting it on fire with the uttering of dark curses upon your soul.
- None in the land can beat her... though many try.
- Has the ability to force a man to eat butter, just by putting it in front of him.
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- Title of "Defender of the Black Dragon" - March 2009
- The only "Citizen of Goldenvale" - December 2008
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