Warlord Lord Sir Colt Mortemanus, Warden of Haranshire, Goldenvale
”Real men sew.”
"Sticks get chicks."
"No matter how adamantly you argue the point, it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong."
"You're not Captain America!"
"I got mine!"
"Colt is like a straight Neil Patrick Harris." - Dame Fionna of GV
"The 'Boy Wonder' of Amtgard"
Receiving his Warlord title.
Having joined Amtgard in 2004, Colt spent his early days trying to experience every aspect of the game that he could. He experimented heavily with questing, crafting, and battlegaming. It wasn't until 2006 that he decided to earnestly pursue combat. In early Summer 2007, he was given a Man at Arms belt under Syr Sanchez. (I say "given," but what I really mean is "he didn't really have a choice to even think about it because it was thrown at his head.") His knight loved him so much, he was given a squire's belt the following spring, less than a year later, on the same night that Sanchez was given his Crown knighthood. The exchange went something like as follows:
"Uhh, the fuck, Nick?!"
"Dude, I JUST became your Man at Arms!"
"We gotta talk about this. I can't accept this."
"The fuck? Why not? What, you feeling whiny? Fine. You're doing a good job. There. Better?"
"You're an asshole."
"Shut up and put it on. I ain't gonna tie that shit on you."
-Three hours later, after being dubbed a Crown Knight-
"So? how's it feel to be called a squire?"
"I wouldn't know. No one's done it yet."
At Fury of the Northlands 2010, Colt and his squire brother Fitz were both called up to be given their 10th Orders of the Warrior together in a beautifully epic moment. A year later, Colt was given his Warlord title and two years after that, was Knighted into the Order of the Sword. Nowadays, Colt spends his time teaching fighting workshops and designing new games to make Amtgard more entertaining for the fresh crop of players in Goldenvale. His primary goals are to improve the overall combat level across his Kingdom, and to make sure that everyone has an amazing time at his annual Halloween-themed immersive event in Haranshire every October.
- Sir Tawnee Darkfalcon
- Sir Nashomi
- Sir M'Deth
- Sir Nashomi
- Ser Godwyn Lanksalot (Sword: 2014)
- Knight of the Sword, given by King Sir Nexus Crow in October 2013
- Two-time Instructor at SKBC
- Noble title of Lord, given by King Akrith in the year 2008.
- Kingdom Weaponmaster x5 (GV) - May 2009, May 2012, Dec 2013, May 2018, May 2019
- Kingdom Warmaster x2 (GV) - February 2010, March 2011
- First place in Weaponmaster tournament at Great Easterns XI, XIV, XVIII, and XIX.
- He Who Doesn't Need to Shut the Fuck Up
- Supreme High Dictator of Haranshire 4-EVER
- Defender of the Black Dragon
- Champion of the Summer
- Champion of the Seasons