Squire Orion Haeren of the Duchy of Crimson Wood, Kingdom of Westmarch
"Yeah I'll just tell Kirk I'm dropping his belt cause he doesn't put out. I wonder if he'd kick me in the face?" -Orion to Drenth
"Bitch just got FUCKED UP!!!" - Orion at FoM 5
"These are the exact reasons why I carry around a rape whistle" - Orion to Orko at SKBC 2010
evil Randy on the left, Orion Haeren on the right.
One of Crimson Wood's best fighters, regularly dominating tournaments with single short & Sword and Shield.
Occasionally busts out with a freestyle rap on the field.
- Current Pledge of Bellator Adamas
- Rutgers, a team of the California Jugging League
- Co-Captain and co-founder of the Order of the Elements household
- Warmaster, Principality of Westmarch, Crown Qualifications, October 2009
- Crimson Wood Weaponmaster 4 consecutive times
- Styled "The Valorous" for his role in Will Northam's quest events of 2006-2007
- Completed the "Old Chicago Pizza Challenge" with MaA CJ, as they are the only pair to do so, although CJ ate more than half of the pizza.