HI! I'M UNCLE!"
- Red Hand
- House Draconis
- Squire to Sir Greasy
- Belted Family
- Sir Michael Hammer of God (Crown) (Sword) (Flame) (Serpent)
- Sir Fnord(Crown)(Sword) (Flame)
- Sir Stoner(Flame)
- Sir Megiddo sel Esdraelon (Crown) (Flame)
- Sir Shady (Flame)
- Sir Greasy (Flame)
- Is Half-Giant. In Real Life. I mean, just look at how big that picture is. The guy's like, 7'12".
- That's LORD Uncle to you.
- Has a Squire's Belt older than Mishka_Thundervoice
- When he introduces himself, the battlefield moves away from him.
- Has more polearms than most players have awards.
- Wears so much armor, and has such big weapons, that most people don't want to fight him.
- Based on the amount of Verbals cast on him, he must have incredible stamina
- Hates Bards. Probably because of the above note.
- Was awarded Paragon Warrior in just under a year of playtime. Once you meet him, you'll understand why.