Hobi Royce of Gargoyle's Gate, Crystal Groves
”No, get lost. I hate you. And I never said that. Or that. Or that! STAHP.”
One of Northeastern Amtgard's most prolific ballsman, Hobi has travelled far and wide to learn all of the TMs and HMs that he can in order to be the very best like no-one ever was.
- Holder of four Gryphon's because he's got so much honor it'll make your head spin.
- He's got at least, like, a single service award.
- I hear he once held an opponent's wife hand in a jar of acid.
Here we see the infamous fisherman HO to the BEH fighting the dashing and deadly Fezzik of Bitter Coast.