Grognak Toadsmasher of the Shire of Bandit Flats East, under the Kingdom of Crystal Groves
You can start typing now.......
"I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
"Duck tape + mountain dew = Zombie Repelling Steel Wall!"
"So what your tryin' to say is...."
"we'z gunna go moida summin.."
"thats what she said...."
"Grognak are greatest scout evarr!!!! go to forest! find trees!!"
"Dude, I just MATRIX'D a LEMON!"
"I just ate a lemon seed... it didn't taste very good"
"I just saw a dancing hamster on TV! I SWEAR!"
"Or so you think..."
"I will eat your children!!!!"
Initially dragged out to his now home park by Shogun Jynx in 2009. Since then he's taken to creating weapons of mass stickjockery for DOZENS of minutes. He hopes to perfect his close game here soon by using not incredibly long swords. There will be many reports of how awesome he views smashing people in the very close future.
 Affiliated Groups
- Bandit Flats East
- Arch Bishop of RaNDom The Church of the High Cross