"The Esteemed Representative from Azusistan has the floor!"
Lord Marquis Azus of Wyvern's Spur, Westmarch
I came. I saw. I conquered. Unfortunately all that I conquered was a couple of ants, killed from drowning in my spilling blood.
"My stick falls into that triangle mentioned earlier between " I don't totally suck", "I can hold my own", and "who is that incompetent dweebous dipshit anyway""
The Esteemed Representative from Azusistan
After a long day of fighting at Dragon Blade Wars IX (I believe this to be the correct event, but I find myself having doubts due in part to the subject of the following statement -Ed.), and during a long night of drinking it was declared by Azus' equally intoxicated peers that since he and his compatriot Thistledown were the only notable persons currently attending from the Barony of Wyvern's Spur, and upon the consensus of the opinion that the land could have likely folded by now if not thanks to Azus: it should thusly be renamed (in an unofficial capacity, mind you -Ed.) to the Independent State of Azusistan. As such, Azus would forthwith be referred to as "The Esteemed (being held in high esteem to his belligerent peers) Representative from Azusistan." Additionally, any encroachments onto his folding camping chair where his cloak was often draped when not thrust about his shoulders was regarded as a hostile invasion and a likely Act of War.
It was a good night, and a good proclamation.
alas, the embassy was sacked at that event. The embassy being the aforementioned chair, and the sack being Torbjorn's (ahem) sack
- Northern California Olympiad, 1/07
- Art - 1st place
- Overall - 2nd place
- Westmarch Dragonmaster August 2014
- Westmarch Dragonmaster August 2016
- Fielded a set of full plate when playing warrior.
- Creator of the online games database
- Creator of heraldry list
- Regent Pro-temp of Wyvern's Spur 2/07 - 5/07.
- Champion of Wyvern's Spur 6/07 - 2/08* Per Kronk, WORST CHAMPION EVER!
- Royal Guardsman to Prince Grand Duke Sir (many other titles) Euric Bloodstone 3/08 - 8/08
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 6/08 - 2/09*
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 3/09 - 9/09
- Champion of Wyvern's Spur 11/09 - 2/10
- Royal Guardsman to Evil Overlord Prince Squire (some other titles) Deimos 11/09 - 10/10
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 3/10 - 9/10
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 9/10 - 1/11
- Westmarch BOD (Liason Officer) 2011
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 2/11 - 8/11
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 8/11 - 2/12
- Westmarch BOD (Secretary) 2011
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 2/11 - 8/12
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 8/12 - 2/13
- Westmarch BOD (President) 2013
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 2/13 - 8/13
- Westmarch BOD (treasurer) 2014
- Captain of the Royal Guard for King Porkins 5/14 - 8/14
- Prime Minister of Wyvern's Spur 8/13 - 2/14
- Westmarch BOD (treasurer) 2015
- Sheriff of Wyvern's Spur 11/14 - 5/15
- Prime Minister of Westmarch 8/15-2/16
- Prime Minister of Westmarch 2-/15-8/16
* Fall of '07 Westmarch voted to extend reigns so that coronation would fall on Prince's War / Feast of Mars. Fall of '08 Westmarch votes to extend reigns so that Coronation fell on Darkshore, and midreign at FoM. Thus, dates for champion and 1st PM are correct, these were 8-9 month stints.